Bible Quiz (Non serious)

 [Q] How do we know that they played cards on the Ark ?...

[A]...Because Noah sat on the deck.

[Q] Who was the greatest financier in the Bible ?..

.[A] Noah; because he was floating his stock while everyone else was Liquidating.

[Q] Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible ?.

.[A] That would be Pharaoh's daughter, Who went down to the back of the Nile And drew out a little Prophet.

[Q] What kind of man was Boaz before he got married ?..

.[A] He was Ruth-less.

[Q] What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible ?....

[A] Honda; because the Apostles were all in one Accord.[Acts 2:1] {honda accord)

[Q] Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible ?....

[A] Samson; because he brought down the House.

[Q] How did Adam & Eve feel when they got expelled from the garden of Eden ?...

.[A]They were really put out.

[Q] What is one of the first things that Adam & Eve did after they were kicked out of the Garden of Eden ?.

.[A] they raised Cain.

[Q]. What excuse did Adam give his Children as to why he no longer lived in the garden Eden ?..

[A]He said "Your mother ate us out of house and home"

[Q] Who was the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible ?...

[A] David; because he Rocked Goliath to sleep.

[Q] What do they call pastors in Germany ?.

[A]German Shepherds.

[Q] What is the best way to get to Paradise ? ...

[A]Turn right and go straight.

[Q} Which servant of Jehovah was the most notable ?...

[A]..Moses; Because he broke all Ten Commandments at once.

[Q] Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy ?...

.[A]..The area around the Jordan; there, the banks were always overflowing.

[Q] Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible ?.

 [A]..When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court..

[Q] Which Bible character had no parents ?...

.[A]..Joshua; son of Nun..


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