Mother in law


A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law dies. 


They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only$150. 


The guy says, "We'll ship her home.  "The undertaker asks, "Are you sure?  That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." 


The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."




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