Church Bulletin Bloomers
These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what
a little proof-reading would've prevented.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at The Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.
Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
"The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the school recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight will be: "Searching for Jesus"
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy sinning to join the choir.
Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Attend this meeting and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement on Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
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