International Thinking At Its Best!

  Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

  Answer: Princess Diana's death.

  Question: How come?

  Answer:  An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with
a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change
the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American
doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology, and
you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese
chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals...

That, my friends, is Globalization.




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