Thoughts for the day
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel really good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize
a mistake when you make it again.
...and my personal favourite...
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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