1. Why do we say something is out of whack?   What's a whack?

2  If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

3  If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

4  Why is the man who invests all your money  called a broker?

5  Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  Aren't they just
    stale bread to begin with?

6  "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in  the English
    language.  Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

7  If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
    follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
    cowboys deranged, model deposed,  tree surgeons debarked, and
    dry cleaners depressed?

8  If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

9  Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

10  What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of
    bald men?

11  Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
    What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just
    put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can
    look for them while they deliver the mail?

12  If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
    exactly are the others here for?

13  You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

14  Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
    didn't zigzag?

15  If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

16  Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

17  Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those
    little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards:

18  Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making
    a peeing section in a swimming pool?

19  If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that
    mean that one enjoys it?




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