It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

 It can buy a Clock
 But not Time

 It can buy you a Book
 But not Knowledge

 It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
 But not Life

It can buy you Sex
But not Love

So you see money isn't everything.

 And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I
want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. Certified cheques or Money Orders will be fine ...




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