"OLD" IS WHEN.....  Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make

 love,"  and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"


"OLD" IS WHEN.....  Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN.....  A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.


"OLD" IS WHEN.....  You don't care where your spouse goes, just as

 long as you don't have to go along.


"OLD" IS WHEN.....  You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor

 instead of by the police.


"OLD" IS WHEN.....  "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take

 any fiber today.


"OLD" IS WHEN.....  "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the

 parking lot.


"OLD" IS WHEN.....  "Pulling an all nighter" means not getting up to go

 to the bathroom.




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