A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "how did I get
Her mother told her "God sent you".
"Did God send you too?" asked the child.
"Yes, dear", the mother replied.
"What about grandma and grandpa?" the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents too?" asked the child.
"Yes dear, he did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this
   family for 200 years!
"No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here!"


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