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Two plus Two**

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The
interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four."

The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer
incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the
accountant and asks the same question "What does two plus two equal?" The
accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average,
four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What
does two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the
shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to
equal?"

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