An elderly couple go to dinner at another couple's place, and after eating,
the wives leave the table to pour coffee in the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen are talking and one says "Last night we went out
to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would highly recommend it."
The other man says "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally says to
his companion, "Aahh, what is the name of the red flower you give to
someone you love?"
His friend replies, "A Carnation??"
"No. No. The other one" the man says.
His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"
"Nahhhh" growls the man, "You know, the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend said, Do you mean a rose?"
"Yeah, that's it. Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns toward the
kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to
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