How old are you?
An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their old neighbourhood, are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.
They walk down the street to their old school. There, they
hold hands as they find the old desk they'd shared and where he had carved, "I
love you, Sally." On their way back home, an armoured car drives by and a bag of
money falls out of the armoured car practically at their feet. Sally quickly
picks it up, but they don't know what to do with it so they take it home.
There, she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars. The husband says,
"We've got to give it back."
She says, "Finders keepers." And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it
up in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking
for the money and show up at their home. They say, "Pardon me, but did either of
you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
She says, "No."
The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. One says, "Tell us the story from the beginning." The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out of here."
It's Tough Getting Old....
When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J. C. Penney and she was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."
I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said: "he makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."
I said: "Well so why are you crying?"
She said: "For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite desert and then makes love to me until 2:00am."
I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!"
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