Women Drivers


Driving on the motorway this morning, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in brand new BMW doing 100 mph with her face right up against the rear view  mirror putting on her eyeliner!


I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!

It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee cup between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and ...

WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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