Driving on the motorway this morning, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in brand new BMW doing 100 mph with her face right up against the rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of
my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee cup between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and
the Twins, ruined the damn phone and ...
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
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