This is Kinda Cute


You can always count on kids to be honest.




When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year

old came into the room when I was just getting ready

to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her


"I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your bottom?"




It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the

station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was

barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.

"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van.

Finally he said, "What'd he do?"




A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....



"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."


"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."


"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"



One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was

tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the

light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep

with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."



Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs.

Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher

said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze

and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."




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