A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to
report her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy
hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is
good to the children."
The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches,
chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants HIM back?
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