Fishy Story

Man from my area was stopped by the local game warden one night by the public access. He just happened to have a nice limit of trout in his bucket!

The Warden asked him, "Do you have a Licence to catch those fish sir?"
The man replies "No Sir, these are my Pet Fish!"
"Pet Fish" The Warden bellows.

"Yes, Sir. Every night I bring them down here to the lake and let them swim around for a while. When I'm ready to go home, I whistle, the fish jump back in the bucket and we go
 "That's a bunch of Hooey " Fish can't do that!" Says the Warden.
The man looked at the Warden for a moment and then said, "Here I'll show you, it really works"
 "OK, I've got to see this!" The Warden was curious now.

The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and watched. After several minutes, the Warden turned to the man and said "Well?"
"Well what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" The Warden prompted.
 "Call who back?" The man asked.
"The FISH!"
 "What Fish?" the man asked.


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