Daft Questions


 How come wrong numbers are never busy?


Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over" ?


Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?


Can a stupid person be a smart ass?


Does killing time damage eternity?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why is it that night falls but day breaks?


Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?


Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn  down  the volume on the radio?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Are part-time bandleaders semiconductors?


Daylight savings time, why are they saving it and where do they keep it?


Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


How can there be self-help "groups"?


How do you get off a non-stop flight?


How do you write zero in roman numerals?


If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy all of her friends?


If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?


If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?


If swimming is good for your shape then why do whales look the way

They do?


If you can't drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?


If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times

Does he become disorientated?


Why do the signs that say "slow children" have a picture of a running child?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? 




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