Great Cowboy Quotes


"Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On,- A Cowboy's Guide To Life  by Texas Bix Bender


There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.


There's more ways to skin a cat than stickin' his head in a boot jack and jerkin' on his tail.


Never ask a man the size of his spread.


If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.


Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.


It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.


Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.


Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.


If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'

 somebody else's dog around.


 Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.


Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.


Always drink upstream from the herd.


Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.


If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and

 then to make sure it's still there.


When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be suprised if they learn their lesson.


 When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.


Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.


Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so

important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.


 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it

 back in your pocket.


A smart ass just don't fit in a saddle.


 Never miss a good chance to shut up.




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