Ron's Profound Statements

The following have been begged and borrowed from other sites and books, the occasional one is my own!!

NEVER  ask a man if he is from Yorkshire, If he is, he will tell you, If he is not, why embarrass him?

If God had meant us to smoke, we would have been born with a chimney in our heads.

The best thing to come out of Lancashire is the road back to Yorkshire.

There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither of them work.

Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than trying to put it back in.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If God had intended us to be naturists, he would have made us that way.

Woodpeckers inside are more dangerous than the storm outside.

The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.

No one can ruin your day without your permission.

Now is the most interesting time of all.

Life's precious moments don't have value unless they are shared.

Life is a journey, not a destination, so enjoy the trip.

If God had a wallet, your photograph would be in it.

Money can buy a house, but not a home.

Money can buy a clock, but not time.

Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.

The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

You should never say "No" to a gift from a child.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Ignoring the facts does not change them.

The Lord didn't do it all in a day, so what makes me think I can?

Everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

A smile is an easy way to improve your looks.

I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

It is best only to give advice in two circumstances - when it is asked for, and when it is a life threatening situation.

Everything is OK in the end. If it's not OK, it's not the end.

Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.

Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they are there.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers and nobody bothers to ask.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I plan on living for ever. So far, so good.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Some say they are a load of rubbish but I like them!